The rites of passage

.

This morning,

I turned the house upside down

looking for my reading glasses.

I looked in every room: behind

every cushion, under every chair,

in every drawer and on every shelf.

Along the way, I cursed the table

in the hallway, my bicycle, my bed,

the laundry basket, my cellphone,

the passage of time, the years

of futility, the failed relationships,

the sadness of things and

ultimately, my very own existence;

before I eventually found them

in my bathrobe pocket and did

a little dance.